who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
out of comets
Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust. Noor Shirazie (via aestheticintrovert)
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
what are you guys saying
obviously this person gets it
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way. (via difficult)